Spooken Words For Halloween Night

"Do you like words? Do you like spookiness? Then you will go google-a-boo-boo over this album. 13 tracks of "spooken" word snarl & growl, all accompanied by nightmare-inducing sounds & melodies. DO NOT listen to this record under the following circumstances: while pregnant, while alone, while the lights are out, during a snowstorm, during a regular storm, if its Sunday, or Wednesday, or on Arbor Day, while taking a shower, or when engaged in bedroom shenanigans!"

The tracks found on this record come from various tapes discovered in the basement archives of the Late Dr. Hark Mawley, a controversial alt-psychiatrist and amateur stage actor who passed away in 2009. These tapes appear to date back to the late 60s, when Dr. Mawley was involved in the short-lived Graceful Home of Spiritual Tranquility for Non-Asomatous Persons (GHoST NAP)
that once thrived along the banks of the Magpie River about 40 minutes south of Summerland, British Columbia. Very little is known about GHost NAP, but, based on literature in Dr. Mawley’s archive, it appears to have been some sort of quasi-voluntary Insane Asylum/New Age Spa. Residents referred to themselves as “Frembers” (Friends + Members). According to documentation found with these tapes, Dr. Mawley (who may, himself, have been a Frember) had individuals record these tracks for both therapeutic and research reasons.

The true identities of the individuals on these recordings cannot be verified.

What became of GHoST NAP is unknown, though a large fire consumed over 10,000 hectares in the vicinity of GHoST NAP in September of 1969.